In a Bar,
A man attended a phone-call:
Hello! Yes Honey.
Wife: Darling, I’am in a shopping mall. Shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs. 1 LAKH?
Man: Sure Honey.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs. 20000 dear, shall I?
Man: One saree not enough honey, take 1 more.
Wife: Ok dear, I have your credit-card. Shall I use now?
Man: Sure, with pleasure.
All friends asked him after he put down his mobile: U love ur wife dis much?
Man: “EXCUSE ME, WHO’s MOBILE IS THIS”?.