Wife says 2 husband:
W:Come help with the garden.
Husband:What do u think I am?a gardener?
W:Come fix the toilet faucet.
H:What do u think I am?a plumber?
W:Come fix the door handle.
H:What do u think I am?a carpenter?
The husband went out….but when he came back,he saw that everything is fixed…the garden…toilet faucet…& the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it?
The wife said its the neighbour’s son,but he gave me 2 options…
Either to make him a hamburger or have sex with him…
Husband:I’m sure,u gave him a hamburger!!
Wife:What do you think I am??