Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked “Why are you standing at the door?”
Santa: “Idiot, I am giving entrance test.”.!!
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Because married men are more obedient.!!
Santa’s Son was filling an application form.
Son: papa, mother tongue kya likhu?
Santa: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable..
Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until the battery in my mobile goes down!!
Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye.
Sales man: plain main dikhau.
Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha
saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!!
Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye
Santa: Chal Suicide kar le
Banta: Saale, Pagal Ho Gaya Hai ??
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna padega
Teacher : Murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ?
Sardar ka Asardaar Reply: Sir, Agar murgiyo ki taange Lambi hoti
to Ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na. !!
Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.he cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP.
Frog coudnt jump.
Interviewer: what is the difference in mobile & ladline?
santa: ladine ka no hum ungli se dail karte hai mobile ka anguthe se.
Major Rohail told me T.V cabel is not good for kids,
they don’t study,so i got rid of it
Santa: Now we have a Dish Installed
Santa:tu miror k smne baith kr kyun pdhta he?
1.Sath Me revsion ho jta h
2.Khud pe nazar b rehti h
3.padne k liye company mil jati h ! Gud nt:-)
Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones.
One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh ‘Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?’
Santa replied, ‘They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.’
‘That’s an awfully exact number,’ says the tourist. ‘How do you know their age so precisely?’
Santa answered, ‘Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here,
and that was four and a half years ago.’
Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila…
Aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya….
Teacher- Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN
Santa- I Will Not Be Able To Attend It
Santa- My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far.. !
Santa calls up “white house”
Santa: “I want to be the next president of USA”
Obama: “Are you an idiot??”
is it Compulsory???”
Chain SMS by Santa:
Is sms ko itna forward karo k meri girlfrnd tak pahuch jaye
“Pritoo tune sim change karke accha nahi kiya.”
Santa call to FM Radio:-
I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re…I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..
Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me:”Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?
Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai. 🙂
Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,
Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.
Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,
Mundi bhej mundi..
No body Cant beat this….
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki……
Agar mai “BORING” hun…….
Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata…!!:-D
Great words of to gr8 persons:
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!
I don’t need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P