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Ishq Hove Eko Baar Raba Ebbadt…

Ishq Hove Eko Baar Raba Ebbadt
Verga Hove Mera Yaar Raba Jida
Naam Laainde Mai Saari Umar Na
Thaka Ik Dua Verga Hove Mera Yaar Raba


Kal School Se Chutti Kyun Ki…

Teacher: Kal School Se Chutti Kyun Ki?
Student: Sir Mehman Aaye Huay Thay.
Teacher: Oo I See!
Student: Sir Oo I Hundi Tay Mei Aaj Vee Na Aanda…


Ankhian Vich Majburi Changi Ni Hundi…

Ankhian Vich Majburi Changi Ni Hundi,
O Yaara Mitran Naal Duri Changi Ni Hundi,
Kadde Tusi V Yaad Kar Lia Karo,
Har Vele Sadi Pehal Zaruri Ni Hundi..


Mama Papa Di Jaan…

Sweetoo!
Mama Papa Di Jaan.
Sadey Wal V Karo Dhiyan..
Asi Bohat Han Pareshan…
Towadey Wallon Na Koi Bell
Na Koi Sms Da Nishan..
Kithey O Meri Jaan?


Bebe M Chandigadh Ch Computer…

Santa- Bebe M Chandigadh Ch Computer
Chalana Sikh Lavan.
Bebe- Putter Sikh Tan Le Per Chandigadh
Ch Bheed Bahut Hundi H Kite Bhida Na Dein..


Koi Hai Jo Tere Naal Enna Pyar Karda Hai…

Koi Hai Jo Tere Naal Enna Pyar Karda Hai,
Har Saah To Pehla Tainu Yaad Karda Hai,
Kade Katal Na Kari Usdi Chahat Da,
Jo Tere Te Rabb Jinna Aitbaar Karda Hai..


Kaki Kaki…

Kaki Kaki
Haan Bebay!

Phak Di Cheeni
Na Bebay!

Jhoot Bakdi
Na Bebay!

Lawan Jutti
Na Bebay!

Khol Bootha
Ha! Ha! Ha!


Tusi Banglabada Vadhiya Banaya Hai…

Santa:- Bhaaji, Tusi Banglabada Vadhiya Banaya Hai,
Par Bathroom Me Bath Tub Bahut Chota Hai.
Banta:- Oye, Tu Fir Se Flush Me Naha Aya.


My Body And Soul Is Very Thirsty…

My Body And Soul Is Very Thirsty,
O My Beloved By Your Love,

Samajh Aayi…?
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Nahi,

Mera Tan Man Pyaasa,
Channa Ve Tere Pyaar Da…


Heer Says Too Ranjha…

Heer Says Too Ranjha

Ke Khaatyaa Aay Main Tere Heer Ban Ky”
Ranjha

Saliye Main Kaira Ranjha Ban K Sp Lag Gya Aan


Tu Dharkan Main Dil Haan…

Tu Dharkan Main Dil Haan
Wakh Nahi Hona Dowa Ne,
Saah Akhri Tak Satth Nibona Dova Ne


Assi B Smart…

Assi B Smart,
Tussi B Smart,
Sadda Nature B Cool,
Twada Nature B Cool,
Assi B Cute,
Tussi B Cute,
Bas1 Chota Sa Farak H
Assi Dil De Saaf Tussi Dimag De Saaf.


Yaara Yaari Da Maang Rakhi Dimag…

Yaara Yaari Da Maang Rakhi Dimag
Wich Nahi Mere Dil Wich Pechan Rakhi,
Mein B Maanga Dua 1 Rab Toh Mere
Saune Dost Nu Har Dukh Toh Anjan Rakhi..


Jee Kare Tere Kol Aawan…

Jee Kare Tere Kol Aawan,
Tere Kol Aake Ruk Jawan,
Na Batithan Na Bulawan,
Bua Akh Teri Vich
Santre Da Chilka Nichod Ke Bhajj Jawan!!


Sada Te Bander We Sms Perh Lainda Hai…

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb In My Country
Japanese Says,Fish Play Ball In My Country
Pakistani’S Says, Eh Ta Kuch V Nehi,
Sada Te Bander We Sms Perh Lainda Hai


Zindgi Which Tenu Hemesha Yaad Rakhenge…

Zindgi Which Tenu Hemesha Yaad Rakhenge,
Tere Naal Nal Gujre Pal Aabab Rakhenge,
Je Tenu Bhul Vii Jaye To Koi Gal Nahi,
Asi Ta Teri Ek Ek Bhul Bi Yaad Rakhenge


 

By | 2017-12-12T21:09:09+00:00 November 13th, 2017|Categories: Punjabi|