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Funny Christmas One Liners 2018


 Joy On A Kid’s Face…

There’s Nothing Like
The Joy On A Kid’s Face
When He First Sees The Play station Box
Containing The Socks I Got Him For Christmas.


I Asked My Wife…

I Asked My Wife
What She Wanted For Christmas.
She Told Me
“Nothing Would Make Her Happier
Than A Diamond Necklace”
So I Bought Her Nothing.


The 3 Stages Of Man…

The 3 Stages Of Man:
He Believes In Santa Claus.
He Doesn’t Believe In Santa Claus.
He Is Santa Claus.


A Little Boy Wrote To Santa Clause…

One Day, A Little Boy Wrote To Santa Clause,
“Please Send Me A Sister.”
Santa Clause Wrote Him Back,
“Ok, Send Me Your Mother.”


The Best Way To Get A Puppy…

Remember, Children.
The Best Way To Get A Puppy For Christmas
Is To Beg For A Baby Brother.


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