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When your Wife or your Boss says…
“Correct Me if I am Wrong”…

Just Smile And Agree…
But….
Do not start Correcting…

Its a Trap !! :)

All Husbands are like Bluetooth….
Always connected when wife is around…
But
The moment wife is Away,
They Automatically start searching for the new Devices.. !!

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

A man was asked to explain dis saying:
Sorrow is our constant companion,
Happiness comes and goes.
Man said:
My Wife is always with me.
Her friends comes and goes ;->

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

Define Checkmate:

When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?

You can’t say NO or Yes…..

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!