I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn’t Understand It Took It In My Hands, But Couldn’t Understand It Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn’t Understand It It was Not A Dream, It was Is Not A Love, It was Not Even Friendship, Then I Realized: “It Was Question Paper”.!!
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Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.!!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead You could have posted it..!!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.Teacher: Why?Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far.!!
Husband wanted to call the hospitalto ask about his pregnant wife,but accidently called the cricket stadium.He asks, “How’s the situation?”He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck!”.!!
Fact about women:They can see a hair of a girlon their husband’s coat from 20 meters,but can’t see a pillar from 2 meterswhile parking a car.!!
Sweet candies are nice to eat …Sweet words are easy to say …but, sweet ppl are hard to find …OH MY GOD! how did you find me?.!!
The more I learn the more I get to know,the more I know the more I forget,the more I forget the less I know,so why should I be learning?.!!
Girl on Valentine Day in Card Shop.Owner: yes madamGirl: 1 card jispar likha ho mai sirf tumse pyr karti hu, kya hai aapke paas?Owner: Ha heGirl: 12 Dedo.!!
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 uhave never changed.For me, you’ve always been…a headache.!!