Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be …one heart that would always beat for you …You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid.!!
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?Son: No.
Wife:-I will die.Husband:- I will also die.Wife:-why will you die?Husband:- because I can’t bear that much happiness.!!
God made our body parts for a reason.Eyes: to look at youHands: to pray for youMind: to remember youHeart: to miss youand…Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can’t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I’m sending you just 1 joke…“You are so beautiful”.!!
Friends are like fishes,You have to sit patiently for long time to catch a good one..just like i caught Youso better stay nice otherwise fishes can be fried too.!!
Money comes and goes,Friends come and go,Rain comes and goes,Love comes and goes,But if you loose your teeth at this age,they will never come back.So better message me everyday.!
Colgate se daant saaf karne kaPepsodent se majboot karne kaBabool se fresh karne kaAgar fir bhi safed nahi huye toBindass HARPIC use karne ka.!!
Azadi k din par meri dua hai ki ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or Gandhi ji k baal deHappy Independence Day.!!
When a Guy does Something Wrong… Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!! Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!! Girl : I can’t believe you did this. Boy : I’m Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/ When a Girl does Something Wrong… Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!! Girl : It […]