Wife:What is 10 years with me? Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me? Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
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Judge : Why did you shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
The most effective way 2 remember your wife’s birthday is 2 forget it once.
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Wife came home with a goat. Husband asked ”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?” Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!” Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”
A guy was praying passionately, Oh my God ! Turn me into a lizard A man asked, Why do u pray so? He answered,My wife dreads lizards.
What is the Difference Between a Wife and a Terrorist? . . . . . At least… . “You can Negotiate with the Terrorist…
Do you know the difference between a wife anD a Girl friend? Wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time, And The Girl friend is like a cheque, which may bounce at any time.
Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai, police station me complain dijiyee. Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha…
Difference between Friend and Wife You can Tell your Friend “You are my Best Friend” But Do you have courage tell to your Wife “You are My Best Wife?”