Naughty SMS

What Do You Think I Am??…

Wife Says 2 Husband:
W:Come Help With The Garden.
Husband:What Do U Think I Am?A Gardener?
W:Come Fix The Toilet Faucet.
H:What Do U Think I Am?A Plumber?
W:Come Fix The Door Handle.
H:What Do U Think I Am?A Carpenter?

The Husband Went Out….
But When He Came Back,
He Saw That Everything Is Fixed…The Garden…Toilet Faucet…
& The Door Handle. He Asked His Wife Who Had Done It?
The Wife Said Its The Neighbour’s Son,But He Gave Me 2 Options…
Either To Make Him A Hamburger Or Have Sex With Him…
Husband:I’M Sure,U Gave Him A Hamburger!!
Wife:What Do You Think I Am??

Macdonalds???

Best Friends Are Similar To A Good Bra…

Best Friends Are Similar To A Good Bra,
They Give You Support,
They Are Very Hard To Find,
But
Once You Find Them
They Always Remain Close To Your Heart.

When A Girl Cheats A Boy…

When A Girl Cheats A Boy, He Suicides.
Hence Girls Kill A Life.
But
When A Boy Cheats A Girl,
A Baby Is Born.Hence Boys Gives A Life

Moral-Boys Are Kind Heartd ..!

Similarity Between Love And Food…

Similarity Between Love And Food:
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.
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If You Cross Both The Limits,
You Will End Up Vomiting…

Great Reason For Having Two Girlfriend At A Time…

Great Reason For Having To Girlfriend At A Time

Monopoly Always Damages
‘N
Competition Always Gives Better Service

Girl And Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden..

Girl And Boy Were Sitting Alone In The Garden..

Girl-Do Something Which Makes My Heart Beat Faster..

Boy-Run Away Your Father Is Coming ..!

Most Twisted Slogan On A Girl’s T-Shirt…

Most Twisted Slogan On A Girl’s T-Shirt…

“Front Side- I M Still Virgin.
Back Side- “This Is My Old T-Shirt..”:-)

A Boy Lived With His Roommate…

A Boy Lived With His Roommate,
Who Was A Girl..His Mom Visitd Him Oneday.
At The Dinner,
Seeing The Chemistry
See Doubts Thers Somemthing Between Them.
She Asks But He Refuses.
Than Mom Leaves..
The Girl Complaind That Her Favorite Silver Jar Is Missing Since Mom Left..
Boy Askd Mom:
I Am Not Saying You Did Steal The Jar,
Also I Am Not Saying You Did Not.
But Its Missing Since You Joined Us 4 Dinner..

Mom Replied:
I Am Not Saying You Do Sleep With Her,
Also I Am Not Saying You Do Not.
But If She Had Slept On Her Own Bed,
She Would Have Found It Under Her Pillow..!

Moral- Cheating MOM Is Really “Impossible”

A Psychiatrist Was Conducting A Group Therapy…

A Psychiatrist Was Conducting A Group Therapy With Four Young Mothers.
“You All Have Obsessions.”,The Doctor Observed.

To The 1St Mother, He Said,
“You Are Obsessed With Eating. You’Ve Even Named You’Re Daughter ‘Candy’.”

He Looks To The 2Nd Mother Saying,
“Your Obsession Is With Money.
Again, It Manifests Itself In Your Child’s Name, Penny.”

He Looks To The Third Mother ‘N Says,
“Your Obsession Is Alcohol.
This Manifests Itself In Your Child’s Name, Brandy.”

At This Point,
The 4Th Mother Gets Up,
Takes Her Little Boy By The Hand ‘N Says To Him, “Come On, Dick, We’Re Leaving!”

Few Creative Quotes For Girls’ T- Shirts…

Few Creative Quotes For Girls’ T- Shirts .
1. “Touch Here, If You Dare”
2. “Weapons Of Mass Destruction”
3. “Looking Is Free, Touching Costs”
4. “Now More Tastier & Healthier”
5. “Round Figure”
6. “Handle With Care”
7. “Tasted By Experts”
8. “2 Hot 2 Handle”
9. “Shake Well Before Use”
10. “No One Can Use Just Once”
11. “Dangerous Curves Ahead”
12. “My Face Is 9 Inches Above From Where You Stare”
13. “Did You Actually Look Here To Read?”

Nurse Is A Beautiful Dashing Girl…

Definition Of Nurse:
”Nurse Is A Beautiful Dashing Girl,
Holding Your Hand
Looking Into Your Eyes
‘N Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal”.. !

I Don’T Want To Go To School…

Son: I Don’T Want To Go To School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want To Work
Mom: What Work Will You Do With Ukg Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tuition For Lkg Girls.. !! :))

There Are Only 5 Things We Need In Life…

There Are Only 5 Things We Need In Life:
Good Friends
Good Income
Good Food
Good Sleep
&
“Good _ Uck”
(Interpretations May Vary) But Both Are Needed.

I Want To Suck You…

I Want To Suck You…
Lick You…
Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You…
Wanna Feel You In My Mouth…
Yep,
That’s How You…Eat An Ice Cream!