Funny Christmas Messages For Friends

I Love To Spend With You…

I Love To Spend With You On Christmas.
But I Also Have To Spend,
To Be With You.
Merry Christmas Dear Friends And My Family.

Christmas Is The Time To Spread Love…

Christmas Is The Time
To Spread Love In High Spirits.
So Drink A Lot Of Spirit
And
Have Your Love Beside.
Merry Christmas 2024.

May Santa Bring Something Very Nice…

May Santa Bring Something Very Nice
For You And I Am Here As Your Best Friend
To Share Everything Of Yours.
Coming To Celebrate Christmas With You.
Merry Christmas Dear Friend.

Your Friendship Is The Most Precious Gift…

Your Friendship Is The Most Precious Gift
That I Got Years Ago…
I Thank You Being Such An Amazing Friend
And My Strength…
Merry Christmas To You My Dear.

The Best Present To Give On Christmas…

The Best Present
To Give On Christmas Is Your Time
And I Am Excited To Spend This Christmas
With My Best Buddy….
Merry Christmas And
I Am Looking Forward For This Holiday Season.

God’s Blessings Shower You…

I Wish That God’s Blessings Shower You
And Your Loved Ones With Eternal Happiness
And Moments Of Joy…
Wrapped With Love,
I Am Sending Warm Wishes.
Merry Christmas My Dear.

Christmas Is Not Just For Offering Prayers…

Christmas Is Not Just For Offering Prayers
And Singing Carols.
Let Us Make Christmas 2024
All The More Fun By Messing Around
And Getting Drunk.
Dear Pal, Let Us Rock This Festive Season.
Wishing You Merry Christmas Loaded With Parties.

Santa Claus Has Decided…

This Is To Inform You That
Santa Claus Has Decided To Take A Leave On Xmas
Because You Have Been A Good Boy All Year Long.
Wishing You A Merry Christmas Without Gifts
As This Year There Will Be No Santa.

You Have Been Good Or Bad…

Santa Claus Knows Whether
You Have Been Good Or Bad This Year.
So Don’t Expect Him To Bring Gifts For You.
Hope You Have A Merry Christmas Anyway.

Santa Is Not Arriving At Your Place…

Santa Is Not Arriving At Your Place This Year.
He Doesn’t Have Anything For You
As He Is Giving Me All Your Gifts.
Sorry For This
But Anyways A Merry Christmas To You.

He Is Busy Losing His Weight…

This Christmas Santa Claus Is Not Coming
As He Is Busy Losing His Weight.
So Don’t Be Sad
And Enjoy This Christmas, My Dear Friend.

This Year You Were Not Behaving Well…

This Year You Were Not Behaving Well.
So Santa Has Wished That
You Become Like Him- Fat
And Happy. Merry Christmas.

I Don’t Have Any Gift For You…

I Don’t Have Any Gift For You This Christmas.
So Don’t Expect As They Will Be Late By A Year.
You Will Get Your Gifts By Next Christmas.
Merry Christmas.