Funny Merry Christmas Sayings

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Funny Merry Christmas Sayings

We Come To The Holiday Season…

Once Again,
We Come To The Holiday Season,
A Deeply Religious Time
That Each Of Us Observes,
In His Own Way,
By Going To The Mall Of His Choice.


Keep Your Friends Close…

Keep Your Friends Close,
Your Enemies Closer,
And Receipts For All Major Purchases.






Funny Christmas Quotes - May Your Fun Be Large


Why So Many People Love Jesus…

Do You Know Why So Many People Love Jesus?
Without Jesus, No Christmas.


I Left Santa Gluten-Free Cookies…

I Left Santa Gluten-Free Cookies
And Organic Soy Milk
And He Put A Solar Panel In My Stocking.


If You Can’t Wrap Christmas Presents…

If You Can’t Wrap Christmas Presents Well,
At Least Make It Look Like They Put Up A Good Fight.


I Haven’t Taken My Christmas Lights…

I Haven’t Taken My Christmas Lights Down.
They Look So Nice On The Pumpkin.





Christmas Sweaters Are Only Acceptable…

Christmas Sweaters
Are Only Acceptable As A Cry For Help.


Funny Christmas Quotes - Santa Claus has the right idea.







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