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Christmas Is The Time…
Christmas Is The Time When
Everyone Wants His Past Forgotten
And
His Present Remembered. – Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court Has Ruled…
The Supreme Court Has Ruled That
They Cannot Have A Nativity Scene In Washington, D.C.
This Wasn’t For Any Religious Reasons.
They Couldn’t Find Three Wise Men
And A Virgin. – Jay Leno
We Come To The Holiday Season…
Once Again,
We Come To The Holiday Season,
A Deeply Religious Time That Each Of Us Observes,
In His Own Way,
By Going To The Mall Of His Choice.
– Dave Berry
I Stopped Believing In Santa…
I Stopped Believing In Santa Claus
When I Was Six.
Mother Took Me To See Him
In A Department Store
And He Asked For My Autograph.
– Shirley Temple
Santa Knows Physics…
Santa Knows Physics: Of All Colors,
Red Light Penetrates Fog Best.
That’s Why Benny The Blue-Nosed Reindeer
Never Got The Gig. – Neil Degrasse Tyson
I Wrapped My Christmas Presents…
I Wrapped My Christmas Presents
Early This Year,
But I Used The Wrong Paper.
See, The Paper I Used Said ‘Happy Birthday’ On It.
I Didn’t Want To Waste It So I Just Wrote ‘Jesus’ On It.
– Demetri Martin
This Is The Time Of Year To Be Grateful…
This Is The Time Of Year
To Be Grateful To Jesus
Because
He Got You A Few Extra Days Off From Work.
Thanks To Auto correct…
Thanks To Auto correct,
The Children Who Don’t Check Over
Their Work Will Be Getting
A Visit From Satan This Year.
It’s The Thought…
It’s The Thought That Counts
And I Put A Ton Of Thought Into
Picking Out This Christmas Card For You!
Best Things About Christmas…
One Of The Best Things
About Christmas Is The Office Christmas Party.
It’s A Great Opportunity
To Finally Meet Face-To-Face The People
Who You Have Been Emailing
From A Few Feet Away All Year.
I Like My Men Like…
I Like My Men Like
I Like My Christmas Ornaments:
Bright, Colorful And Well Hung!
Christmas Card Is So Wonderful…
Do You Know Why
This Christmas Card Is So Wonderful?
Because It Isn’t An Email And It Isn’t A Text.
Money Is Scarce…
Money Is Scarce,
Times Are Hard,
But I Still Managed
To Get You A Christmas Card.
A Christmas Greeting From A Lawyer…
A Christmas Greeting From A Lawyer:
Wishing You A Merry Christmas
And A Happy New Year.
Disclaimer: The Wisher Of These Wishes Claims
No Liability, The Terms ‘Merry’
And ‘Happy’ Should Not Be Construed
As Legal Advice And The Word ‘Christmas’
Should Be Interpreted As Including
Any And All Other Holidays,
Religious Or Otherwise,
That Occur In/Or Around The Same Time Of Year.
Christmas Is Cancelled This Year…
Sorry To Inform You
But Christmas Is Cancelled This Year.
Apparently You Told Santa You Were Good
This Year And He Died Laughing.
Fat Man To Sneak Into…
Does Anyone Else Think It Is Strange
That We Allow An Old,
Fat Man To Sneak Into Our House
In The Middle Of The Night,
Eat Cookies And Drink Milk
And Then Fill Our Socks With His Junk?
I Am Permanently On The Naughty List…
I Am Permanently On The Naughty List,
And Damn Proud Of It Too!
I Took My Daughter To Go…
I Took My Daughter
To Go See Santa At The Mall,
And Guess What That Jerk Did?
He Called Her A ‘Ho’ Three Times!
Twas The Night Before Christmas…
Twas The Night Before Christmas
And All Through The House Everyone Was On Their Phone.
Aren’t We Forgetting…
Aren’t We Forgetting
The True Meaning Of Christmas,
The Birth Of Santa? – Bart Simpson
